There is a lot of gear to be packed away and
it needs to fit into a truck. That is a problem if every
case is a different dimension. You will waste a lot of space
in your transport vehicle loading it with round cases,
square cases, long, small, large and soft cases. Each needs
to find that perfect spot and some are more fragile than
others. The inexpensive answer for me has always been
military footlockers from the 1960s (pictured above)
These are all the same size and so packing them into a
truck is simple. They are basically indestructible as I have
found touring coast-to-coast with the same ones for many
years. They are lockable, fibreglass and very light; one
person can manage lifting them even when full of drum
hardware. They measure 30 inches wide; 12 inches high; and
18 inches deep: it is the best bang for your buck. They are
getting harder to find but can be purchased in military
surplus stores, so keep an eye out for them and collect them
as you find them. Average price is $30.00 each. If they are
in good shape, pay whatever you need to, you won’t find
anything that serves this purpose better than these do.
Remember you can paint them and put on new latches or
handles if needed so don’t expect them to look new when you
find them.
I have two trunks for cables, one for props, two for
breakdown foley tables, stools, FX pedals, sub-mixers and
guitar stands, and some smaller mic stands. There are two
trunks for fog machines and bubble machines and smoke bombs.
These trunks will accommodate stage lights too. As I said,
they stack very well being all the same size so designate
one to each person in the band to take the place of their
suitcase. Leave these at the back of the truck so you can
get to them easily. If you are staying in a small hotel or
questionable motel simply leave your stuff in the trunk and,
using the hasp on the front, lock your trunk when leaving
the room and if need be, run a chain to the pad lock on the
trunk hasp and attach the chain around a radiator or
whatever is in the room where you are staying. No more
missing items and happy maids. (Don’t think this doesn’t
happen.)
One trunk is dedicated for on-stage silent fans. You
need to control the temperature on stage. Have you ever
experienced a time when you are sweating and the sweat comes
running down your face into your eyes and not only can you
not see, but it really hurts? Fans give you the power to
make that not happen. You don’t have to turn them on, but
having them in place gives you that option. You are saying,
“I have so much gear to set up, the last thing I need is a
bunch of fans”. After a while it will become all part of the
set up and you won’t be concerned with the effort. But the
effect when you need it is priceless.
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It is a very easily made mistake to load up after a
gig, especially if there were other bands on the show, and
leave a truck behind. It might have gotten stuffed into a
corner or someone may have put a trunk on top of it that
belonged to the other band or it had gotten slid under the
drum riser, but if you drive off without it, it is
devastating to a tour schedule. I have purchased brass (well
they are painted black) house numbers and riveted them to
the front of each military case. The cases have been painted
semi-gloss and/or flat black with the band name on them in
white letters and when it is time to load the truck it is
one band member’s job to simply check off the numbers on a
clipboard as they come in. My trunks go from 1 to 13.
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I also colour code my cables; each cable has a yellow
zap-strap wrapped tightly at each end right at the connector
with the end snipped off so it’s unobtrusive. That is for
quick visual identification. Next, each cable has a half
inch tall number at each end (1, 2, 3, ...) this way we can
do a numerical count to insure that all cables have returned
to the trunk. I cut a ¾ by ¾ inch piece of yellow
electricians tape and put it on the plug-connector, on that
I put a number off of a sticky sheet of number/letters
purchased from a stationary store. Then I cover that with a
piece of crystal clear vinyl tape (like Scotch tape but
heavy duty) to protect it from wear. One performer is in
charge of this “cable invoice”. All cables have a strip of
yellow electricians tape at the male end with the length of
the cable written on it in felt pen. That truck is not
closed until all cables have “come home”.
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I still use a conventional anvil
case for microphones. With the foam cut out to hold them in
place, they work so perfectly. We always have packing
blankets for the instrument cases and they go to the back of
the truck for easy access. When travelling over several
days, all stringed instruments come into the hotel with us
overnight. This is not a safety thing as our truck locks
down like a Loomis Security Truck. This is a humidity and
temperature thing: take care of those strings, my friend.
Park your truck sensibly. If you have a canopy, back up
against a pole to make it harder to open the door so a thief
doesn’t try to break your locks which can make a mess even
in a bungled attempt. Always apply a steering lock. Buy a
really tough looking one and always put it in the steering
wheel where you have two posts. Thieves don’t try to cut the
lock; they simply cut the steering wheel. So make them have
to cut twice to get it off. Install the lock in a vertical
position so it is very easy to detect; its mere presence is
a deterrent to thieves. If the job looks daunting and time
consuming, they will just go on to another vehicle that will
be easier.
Have fun touring and take care of
your equipment, keep it clean and dusted. Use towels to wrap
and divide things in the trucks that could get chipped or
scratched. Remember, you have to live with it.
Professor Douglas Fraser